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let me repeat, i was up at eight. in the morning. guess it helps that i went to bed before one in the morning, but this “early” morning, sunshining, birds chirping things is not all it is cracked up to be. i am much more of a night owl for some reason.

well, enough of that. plans for today include, but are not limited to, the following:

homework (*gasps with uncontrollable giggling* yeah, right)

finish my hobo costume (that is right folks. for the first time in four years i am not going as a cat!)

clean house (blah to cleaning, the neverending parasite that feeds upon my very OCD existence)
walk the dogs (again and again and again)

watch scary movies on trash tv all day

see mart! (briefly as he is coming down to borrow a friend’s car, drop some money off to me and then he is off to fort scott for a show)

go to april’s for a halloween party (she called last night hyperventilating about how much she had spent on alcohol-ack!)

had a chat with a former co-worker/friend? last night. one of those people who can hold up their end of the conversation intelligently. [warning: tangent ahead] unlike people who are constantly yelling aside at their kids, talking to their plants or doing whatever else on the phone rather than actually talking with you.

maybe that is a symptom that i myself am boring on the phone, but i rather think it is just a rude habit of some. it especially irks me now that i only have a cell phone and they are wasting my valuable minutes talking with someone in the background rather than just stating that they cannot talk and could i please call you back later?

in any case, had not spoken with him for ages so rang him up. is it sad that we were both home on a friday night watching tv? probably. do i care? no, because i went to bed early and was up early and that makes it a-okay. please ignore my previous rant about getting up early.

must go, cannot dawdle, cleaning house awaits.

don’t worry, i have charged the batteries and the digital camera will be picking up the night’s activities for posting here tomorrow. no doubt i will post before then as i have an extra few hours to play with since I WAS UP AT EIGHT this morning.

the sandpit won’t die!

the hella storm we had last night has passed and it’s another sunny day in the land of ahhs 

yes, as a matter of fact it was raining inside of the carport. . . 

ah, where do i begin?

so, we all know that mart and i got back together, right? yeah, and he lives in kc now. like he is ever going to come back to visit? yeah, right. *laugh*

i went to visit mart this past weekend. it was good and bad at the same time. we had a fight friday night then made up saturday morning. it was very stressful being back in the place in which we used to be so happy together and realizing that we were not there together. also, not knowing if we would be together. . .ah, blah, gah, whatever. it’s all goopy stuff you don’t want to hear about.

there are major storms hitting here right now. yay! i love bad weather! it is sexy, dangerous and downright rowwwrrrr!

which sucks as i am here by myself.

blah to that.

[edit: this is where i took a few hours off of typing this blog as i thought the house, roomie, dogs and myself were off to oz in a tornado.]

domino was almost euthanized this saturday.

cliff notes version: domino killing chickens (allegedly), domino gets caught, domino is taken to get euthanized at the vet, vet thinks domino is too good a dog and doesn’t kill him, jamme and i find out that domino has been killing chickens (allegedly) and has been taken to get euthanized, hinky hicky bitch calls vet (which happens to be my own vet) and finds out domino is not dead, gets off phone and threatens to a) hit with car b) feed antifreeze or c) hit with shovel our domino if he’s seen again. she also wants $700 for her (dead) chickens. i had already offered reimbursement and they still talked about going to small claims court.

bring it the fuck on you slack-jawed, gapping hole where teeth should be, stringy-haired, lazy-eyed, old fucking she-man bitch. bring it on.

i respect that my dog did very bad things, but you do not continue threatening myself and my dogs after proper steps for rectitude have been taken.

i would say “talk to the hand”, but i think “talk to the lawyer” would be much more appropriate for this hinky, stinky, hicky little inbred. not that she or her caveman son would understand.

also: men are stupid. not all men, just most of the ones i know. i can name one that i know which is not completely intent on letting me down. you know who you are, and you know if you’re not.

yeah, and whoever thought this mart moving to kansas city thing would be a temporary separation was fucking wrong. oh yeah, that would be me. hey honey, welcome to the single life, yet again.

in the famous words of darling dennis leary:

*pointing*

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, DOUBLE fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.

good night all, the non-brain-dead elvis has left the blog.

also, some men are evil, thoughtless, clueless, always-out-for-the-greener-grass-leave-you-behind-in-an-instant-do-not-care-
and-are-too-immature-to-understand-about-real-life jerks.

kaya doctoring up domino 

austin and kaya.  

my old view in kansas city. hasn’t changed much in four years.  

i haven’t been able to get into blogger recently to update, thought i had a virus, but can’t find one. anyhoo, i’m here and just wanted to pass on a quick note: come back later today and i’ll have massive amounts of posts, pictures and whatnot actually up! i have a lot to write/gripe/share with you. so, don’t fret, i’m back with a vengence. . .or at least a headful of words and pics that need to be shared. . .

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